sexpigs in a man-tramp promise land

A US journal for professional security services cited two things as the greatest threats to security in the US. The first: terrorists. The second: men having sex in public toilets.

Seriously.

This insanity is a symptom of the fear the straight world has concerning men fucking and sucking freely with each other. That’s the battle we face now. If sex is easily given and freely enjoyed—if you can go anywhere to get a great blowjob or find willing men ready to fuck and be fucked—then the widespread pent-up frustration and dissatisfaction with life that keeps the wheels of commerce rolling might be threatened.

Revolution through butt-fucking, in other words. And my friends, I say it’s time for that revolution! For the first time in human history, there’s no reason why all men shouldn’t be fucking all the goddamn time.

We don’t need babies anymore——there are way-the-fuck too many as it is!

We don’t need for men to work constantly—-automation and computers are making our labor redundant and unnecessary. Fuck yeah!

The great question facing men is this: what do we fuckin’ do with all our free time? I say TAKE YER BLOATED DRIPPIN’ DICK IN HAND AND LET IT LEAD YOU TO A MANSLUT PROMISED LAND!

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